December 2011
joshfranbutthurtschi:
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
nothing because every boy i love is actually a grown man in a band who has no idea about my existence
facebook: omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr: happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga
#16
alexdoingthings:
jackstroubleinatanktop:
I have such awkward saved urls.
One is thehairyassofjackbarakat
knifethebarakat
and jackbarakatsbeautifulpenis
i was bored.
dont mock me
alltimeangela:
what i want for christmas
to be photogenic and look like a beautiful goddess in pictures as opposed to a troll that’s been bashed in the face with a hammer
nuggits2:
i just yelled very nicely “merry christmas!!!” out my window at these 3 black guys walking by my house and they yelled back “fuck u nigga”
If my hoodie does not come in soon I will be pissed!I ordered it like 3 weeks ago
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
towritefanfictiononherarms:
my parents should be proud of their daughter who has a great fucking taste in music
while watching Home Alone 2
tv: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
me: hey! there's an all time lo-
family: SHUT UP
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
all i want for christmas is for my favourite band members to announce their homosexual relationships with eachother
